Dear Mr BiGgLeS
U straight up wont believe what kind of party I planned! But its not what u think!
Ok first we were talking about what kind of birthday party to have for Mike. We talked about that
b4 today of course! But I dont post my diary every day now so I have to tell u how it started.
If u dont know Mike is a porno producer. Really he directs too but everybody calls him a
producer. Cassie and Alan are both in his movies. Hes cool. Anyway he said he did not want a
party where everybody brought black balloons and gave him cards talking about how old he is.
They do that when u turn 40 or maybe its 50 Im not sure. Anyway he said he doesnt want to think
about how old he is and if they had a party like that hes not coming!
Then I thought about Fernando. I knew he wouldnt want me going to a party with ppl who make
porn! He went to Becky and my birthday party at Mike and Joannes but I mean not when hes not
with me. Fernando is not my boyfriend but he acts like he is. He doesnt want me kissing anybody
else or even talking to other guys. But last time I kissed somebody at a party he did too! We date
a lot but I dont know. I really want to be free to date who I want but he doesnt want me dating
anybody else. Anyway I straight up didnt tell him I was planning to go to a party for a porno
producer! I just said Becky and I were spending the night at a friends house. Really thats true!
Anyway Cassie said we should have a swinging b-day party for him and I was like if we do that I
am straight up not coming! Im still a virgin I am definitely not a swinger! lol But Alan said Mike
wouldnt want that anyway. He makes the movies but I dont think he does anything with anybody
other than Joanne. Becky said we should have a porno party and I was like Becky thats the
same thing! But really I think she was just kidding. Then Alan said we could have a party at a
restaurant but Cassie said Mike is tired of going to restaurants cuz he does that all the time. She
said thats why he has his house like it is cuz he likes parties at home.
I had a couple ideas cuz of course I love planning parties. But they didnt think hed like them. So
then Alan said what kind of party can u have at home with no black balloons and no sex? I was
just joking but I said “a kids party.” Nobody listened to me but then Shirley said why not? And
everybody was like what? But she said Mike was tired of the same kind of parties all the time and
that would be totally different! Alan thought it was a good idea too and Becky thought it would be
funny. Cassie didnt like it but everybody else did!
So Alan called Joanne and asked her and and guess what? She said Mike would think it was
hilarious! LMAO So Alan told her I was a party planner cuz of course Ive done it for years even
thought Im only 18. And Ive planned lots of kids parties. But this is the first time I ever planned a
kids party for porno stars! lol
First Becky and I got to Mike and Joannes house to get everything ready. Jael was already there
and Alan and Shirley got there a little bit later. It was so funny cuz we told Mike we would have a
surprise party for him and he was like how can it be a surprise when I know its happening? But
Joanne just told him “you will definitely be surprised!” lol
First we made some rules. It had to totally be a kids party! Of course everybody would be an
adult or teenager so we knew some things would be adult. Really I think everybody who came
was an adult cuz Becky and I just turned 18 this year. But we agreed it would be kid decorations
and kid refreshments and kid games. That meant no gummy penises which Cassie said shed
bring anyway but we told her not to! And then get this. It would mean no drugs or alcohol! Joanne
was a little bit worried about that cuz a lot of their friends love to drink and of course do other
drugs cuz really alcohol is a drug. I dont mean theyre addicted so dont think that! But its
something they usually have at parties.
So we made a compromise. The first hour had to be totally kid stuff and then it could change.
Really I wanted the whole party to be a kids party but Joanne wasnt sure everybody would like
that and Cassie said they definitely wouldnt. But the first hour had to be just for kids! Even if ur
40 or 50 u can still be a kid! lol
So we decorated the house with different colored party balloons and streamers which of course u
can do for adult parties too. But we put stickers on all the balloons so it was like clowns and
happy faces and animal stickers things like that. Oh and this was really funny. Joanne even took
down a lot of the art work cuz they have paintings and old posters and some of them r really
valuable. But instead we put up kids drawings! lol Really we did a lot of them ourselves but some
of them were drawn by real kids! lol But Ill tell u more about that later cuz its totally cool!
Oh and we even got this record that had kid songs that were popular when Mike was a kid!
Joanne didnt think wed know any of the songs cuz wed be too young. But I knew some of them
and Becky did too. Everybody knows Twinkle Twinkle Little Star!
One thing we really had to watch was the punch. It was red punch with fruit in it but we knew
somebody would try to sneak in alcohol! So we actually had a punch bowl guard! lol We thought
about hiring a clown to do entertainment but Joanne thought that might be too much. Its funny
cuz I thought of Heather but then I was like a Christian clown at a party for porn stars? I didnt
think so! lol But I got a total surprise about that later!
Ok I should explain something. Becky and I have never done porno! They think her names
Crystal cuz thats what it says on her fake ID but its Becky. Beckys been to some of their shoots
and she even moaned off camera in a couple movies. Cuz really u cant tell whos moaning! But
shes never been filmed in one. And Ive never been to a shoot! Cassie and Alan keep saying I
could go to one but I havent. Really Im not a big fan of porno even thought I like it sometimes. But
I like romantic movies better.
Anyway we got everything decorated and then waited for everybody to show up! Mike knew we
were having a party but everybody was supposed to get there half an hour early so we could
surprise him. Cassie said the half hour should count as the first hour of the kids party but I was
like I dont think so! But nobody wanted to do the kid stuff until Mike got there. Really I did and so
did Becky and Alan but I dont think anybody else did.
Oh let me tell u who was there. I wont tell u everybody cuz I dont know all their names but Ill tell u
the ones I know. One of my best friends Becky who everybody calls Crystal, my great friend
Cassie whos a porn actress, Sandy whos the one whos getting a sex change, Alan whos a porn
actor, Shirley whos Alans girlfriend, Michael who goes to a lot of porn shoots but isnt in any of the
movies, Mike whos the producer so dont get him confused with Michael, Joanne whos Mikes wife
but they both came later of course, Jeez whos the guy who looks like Jesus who helped Becky
get her fake ID, Jael whos Jeez’s girlfriend and Mikes daughter, Luv who is totally kewl and does
conflict resolution, Paris who is like a producer only I think he does a lot of the investing, Brina
whos Paris sother which means significant other and also does investing, Julie whos a porn
actress whos won a lot of awards, and Harold who was Julies date. It was cool cuz Ive seen Julie
in pornos but not IRL and shes a totally famous porn star! She doesnt use her real name in the
movies a lot of them dont. But I recognized her face and more of her later! lol
Not everybody was there at first. We put on kids party hats but some ppl wouldnt put them on til
Mike and Joanne pulled up. Jeez did he looked really funny! We called him Kid Party Hat Jesus!
lol Then when Mike and Joanne opened the door we said “Happy Birthday Mike!” Oh and we blew
noise makers and other things it was really fun! Mike looked at everything and saw all the kids
decorations and drawings. And then he said “I think I got the wrong house!” lol
Oh I should tell u about their house. It has two stories with four bedrooms and three bathrooms.
One of the bathrooms has a jacuzzi and one of them has a urinal! lol It was funny cuz I wanted to
put a sign on the one with the urinal that said “Boys” and one on the other bathroom not the one
with the cuzzi that said “Girls.” But Becky said I should put the sign that said “Girls” on the one
with the urinal so thats what we did! lol The one with the jacuzzi just said “Bathroom.” It was funny
cuz somebody said “Sandy has no place to go!” But Sandy just said “Ill just go in the jacuzzi.”
LMAO Sandy is funny. He doesnt care if u tease him at all hes cool.
Oh and guess what? I told Sandy that my secret club uses the word e instead of he or she and
Sandy really liked it! He wanted to know more about how it works but I couldnt remember. I
wanted to tell him about our website but thats not under my real name so I didnt. Anyway I told
him Id email him about it. Oh really I should say I told em Id email em about it! lol
The house has a kitchen of course, a small room thats like a living room, a den and this huge
room thats like a giant living room but its just for parties. They also have this porch with a cover
and a swimming pool with lots of plants it looks like ur in the jungle!
Ok I have to tell u about the games. I wanted to play Apple Football but somebody said that didnt
sound like a kids game it sounded like an adult game! So anyway we didnt. Its funny cuz some
ppl werent sure about the whole kids party idea until we played Balloon Sit.
In Balloon Sit u blow up a bunch of balloons but u put a piece of paper in each one. It has
directions to do something silly usually two silly things at once! One person gets a balloon and
puts it on a chair and sits on it til it pops. Sometimes u have to sit more than once! Then when it
pops u read what it says and u have to do it. Alan got one that said he had to sing Happy
Birthday while he hopped on one foot and he was totally funny! He sang it like he was 4 years
old! lol Weve done that one b4 its fun! Another one that was really funny was when Luv had to
say a nursery rhyme with Kleenex stuck in both sides of her nose! She said “Bah Bah black
sheep have you any wool?” It was really funny cuz Paris said “she must have a lot of wool its
coming out her nose!” LMAO Everybody totally cracked up at that one.
We played Musical Chairs which was fun. Mike wanted to play a game called Heads Up, Seven
Up but he didnt remember how to play it and nobody else did either. He said he used to play it in
school. But we put seven candles on his cake so he got something with seven! lol
Oh then Michael wanted to play Seven Minutes in Heaven. I never played it b4 but it is straight up
not a kids game! Its like Spin the Bottle only the one who spins it and the one it points to have to
go in the closet for seven minutes and make out! It sounds fun but that is straight up not a kids
game! Then somebody said we could play Spin the Bottle cuz kids play that! Really I dont know if
its really a kids game but I guess it is. I got my first French kiss playing it when I was 12 but thats
not really a kid. Anyway ppl said they hadnt played it since they were kids so we did!
Oh and this was totally funny. Julie said if we play it as kids that means no French kissing. But
Joanne said u must not know the same kids I know! lol Michael said all kids French kiss but of
course thats not true. Then Cassie said “everybody who French kissed when you were a kid
raise your hand?” And most ppl raised their hands! So then I said “ok but nothing more than
kissing!” Then Becky said “everybody who did more than French kiss when they were a kid raise
your hand!” And a lot of ppl raised their hands but I didnt. Then Becky said “what did u see when
u were 6?” And I was like Becky! But really I wasnt mad. So anyway I had to raise my hand too!
But Alan said “lets agree nothing past kissing” so that was cool.
Oh then we couldnt decide how to do the kissing. Like if a guy got a guy should they kiss? Cuz
most of the guys dont kiss guys. But I told them about the Cloved Lemon Kissing Game and how
u dont have to kiss on the mouth. Sandy said he thought we could play that instead! Ill tell u
about that later. But anyway we played Spin the Bottle cuz thats a game Mike knew when he was
a kid. We let Mike go first cuz it was for his birthday. He got Julie and what she said was funny.
She said “I didnt usually French kiss when I was a kid but it is your birthday!” lol Shirley was next
and she got Mike! So he said “This really must be my birthday!” lol
I wont tell u every kiss but Ill u about mine! I spun the bottle and I got Cassie! And u know Cassie
French kisses girls but I dont! I did with Becky but that was just one time. Ill call Becky Crystal cuz
thats what everybody called her. But I just said “I didnt French kiss when I was a kid!” lol So I just
gave Cassie a peck. Oh after that Sandy got Crystal whos Becky of course. Then Crystal said “I
kiss both ways but am I kissing a guy or a girl?” lol Sandy just said “whichever you want sweetie.”
lol Michael spun and he got Jeez but Michael said “I didnt kiss guys when I was a kid and Im not
kissing one now.” But then Crystal said “everybody kisses Jesus!” lol Anyway he spun again until
he got a girl I think it was Jael Im not sure.
I have to tell u about this. Mike spun and got Michael. But Michael said “spin again!” So Mike did
and this time he got Joanne whos his wife. But this was funny cuz Joanne said “u can kiss me
anytime dont waste a spin on me!” lol So he spun again and guess who he got? Me! But then this
was weird. Cuz he looked at me and said “dont worry I dont expect u to French me.” But I felt
sad! It was like doesnt he want to French kiss me? I think Luv knew what I was thinking cuz she
said “he likes u its just because hes a lot older.” But then guess what I said? I said “hes not too
old for me hes only 7!” And everybody started laughing I mean a lot! So guess what I did? I
kissed him right on the lips and then I used my tongue! ;)
Really it was funny cuz Ive never tongue kissed a guy whos a lot older than me. But its just like
kissing any guy its not like ur tongue gets old or something! lol Really I liked kissing him. He was
sweet and after he said “thank you” and smiled at me. Hes cool.
Somebody said the hour was already over for the kids party. But ppl wanted to keep playing!
Cassie didnt and I think some ppl didnt care. But some ppl really liked being kids for a change!
Oh and I have to tell u this cuz this is soo cool! Joanne said “I forgot how much fun it is to be a
kid!” She really did! And Harold said “this is the most fun Ive had without being drunk!” And then
Harold said he might hire me to plan a birthday party for his daughter! Isnt that cool? I could be a
real professional party planner!
After that we decided to play one more kids game. I didnt know what to play cuz a lot of the kids
games r for adults and teens too. Of course I know a lot of games but it was like which one? I said
“Hide and Seek” but not everybody wanted to do that cuz they said it would be too easy to find
everybody. So then I said “we could play Sardines” but most ppl didnt know what it was. But they
liked it when I told them! Really u can play it at any age but they decided to play it like we were all
kids!
This is how u play Sardines. One person hides then everybody tries to find him. But the first
person to find him doesnt tell he hides with him! Then the next person who finds both the hiders
hides with them too! It keeps going until everybodys all squished together like sardines trying to
hide in the same place! lol I thought Mike should hide first cuz it was his birthday but he said let
somebody else do it cuz he wanted to be a hunter! So Jael hid while we all covered our eyes and
counted to 100. It was funny cuz ppl were saying dont cheat! lol
Of course I didnt know when somebody found her cuz u dont say anything when u do u just hide
with her. But I found her in the closet of one of the guest bedrooms upstairs with Cassie, Alan,
and Luv. So I squeezed in with them and I was like no way is everybody going to fit into this
closet! lol And we kept getting more and more ppl! It was funny too cuz we found out Paris was
watching Jeez cuz he thought hed know where Jael hid but Jeez had no idea! lol He was almost
the last one to find her! It kept getting more and more crowded in that closet it was funny! We
even had to start taking some of the clothes out but of course that gave it away cuz anybody who
came in would see a bunch of clothes on the bed! lol Then the only one who was left was Mike!
Finally he found us so we all squeezed in the closet it was totally tight! lol
Anyway after that some ppl left but they said they had a great time! Really most ppl stayed. We
danced and talked and then went swimming. And at Mike and Joannes house u dont have to
wear a swimsuit! Of course u know I love skinnydipping so I swam naked! The pool looks like its
in this jungle and theres a high wall like Becky had at her old house so u dont have to worry
about the neighbors seeing u unless they got two stories too. But really nobody cared who
watched us! Its like a lot of ppl there had done porn and most of the rest of us r nudists. But
there wasnt any orgy or anything so dont think that!
And this was totally kewl. They had booze and bud and stuff there for after the kids part of
course. But most ppl didnt even drink or get high all night! Cassie and Crystal and some others
did but not everybody! I guess they learned they could have a lot of fun not drinking!
Oh and guess what I learned? U wont believe this but some porno stars are Christian! I didnt
know that. Alan said that some only have sex with their husband or wife and theres nothing in the
Bible that says ppl cant watch! And a lot of men in the Bible had more than one wife and even
had women they werent married to but could have sex with. I cant remember what theyre called
but theres a special word for it. So I guess u can be a Christian porn star!
Oh I have to tell u about one more kiss. Michael put cloves in a lemon and wanted to play the
Cloved Lemon Kissing Game! Ive never French kissed Michael. So finally I said “Ok Michael here
it comes!” lol Really Michaels fun. Oh and we werent naked when I tongue kissed him I was in my
nightshirt and he had clothes on too! lol It was funny cuz Alan said “ok everybody has to French
kiss Michael” but Michael said “not the guys!” lol Really I like watching guys French kiss. I loved it
when Alan did Frenchies with Sandy! Its funny cuz Alan doesnt really do gay porn but he said
Sandy is halfway there! lol Really Sandy isnt he still looks like a guy he just dresses different. But
thats ok it was still hot!
Finally we went to sleep. Most ppl went home but I spent the night and so did Crystal. But I still
dont know where Crystal slept? Or should I say who did Crystal sleep with? LMAO j/k But if u
must know I slept by myself.
So now Im a kids party planner for porno stars! lol
LoRiEn
LoVeShAdE
A Kid Porn Star
Party? It's not
what you think!
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I didnt tell him I
was planning to
go to a party for a
porno producer!
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I was just joking
but I said "a
kid's party."
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Mike wondered
how could it be a
surprise party
when he already
knew it was
happening? But
Joanne said "You
will definitely be
surprised!"
I was like a
Christian clown at
a party for porn
stars?
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Let me tell u
who was there.
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She doesn't use
her real name a
lot of porn stars
don't.
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Becky said I
should put the
sign that says
"Girls" on the
bathroom with
the urinal!
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I'll tell you about
the games we
played.
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"Everybody who
French kissed
when you were a
kid raise your
hand!"
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I won't tell you
every kiss but I'll
tell you about
mine!
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I never French
kissed a guy who
was a lot older
than me.
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They decided to
play it like we
were all kids!
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I found her in the
bedroom closet
with three other
people.
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You won't
believe this but
some porn
stars are
Christian!
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Now I'm a porn
star kids party
planner! lol
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Copyright 2006 by The Loveshade Family
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At Mike and
Joannes house
you don't have to
wear a swimsuit!