Lorien Loveshade's Private Diary March 10 2006

Friday March 10 2006

Dear Mr BiGgLeS

Todays Becky and my birthday party!

I wish it wasnt raining! Why did it have to rain today? And I still
dont know whos coming. It changes all the time. And then Im
like whats going to happen with Herbie and Fernando? But now
Herbie doesnt seem to like me as a girl anyway just as a friend.
But then Oscar will be there tomorrow. Im not babysitting
tonight so Becky and I r going there early to get everything
ready. I hope its good!

later

Im at Mike and Joannes house! Its really kewl but its not the
way Cassie said it was! It doesnt have six bedrooms it has four
and it does not have an indoor outdoor pool. Its outside and its
raining out there! Its heated so it wont be cold. But how can we
swim in the rain?

later

I have to tell u about our Hollywood Birthday Party! Im writing
this Saturday but this is what happened Friday. U straight up
wont believe what happened! Part of it was really kewl but part
of it made me pissed!

First Ill tell u who was here cuz some of that was totally different
than I thought! There was Becky, Hunter, Mindy, Ella, Wendi,
Cassie, Sam whos Cassies friend we didnt even invite, Herbie,
Fernando, Oscar who I didnt think would be here til Saturday,
Aunt Lizzie, Matt whos Aunt Lizzies friend cuz her sister Cindy
couldnt make it, Linda, Sydney, and Michael whos staying here
and I didnt even know. Michael isnt Mike who owns the house it
gets confusing. Alan couldnt be here so he thought Shirley
would be but she wasnt even home when we got here! She left
Michael to keep an eye on things but he straight up didnt do a
very good job. We had to keep an eye on him! lol

And guess who wasnt here? Germana! I really wanted her to
come and she even had a cool costume as a go go dancer
from the 1920s. But she said she can come Saturday which is
when Im writing this so I hope she does!

Hunter drove Becky and me to the house cuz we could all leave
school early to get everything ready. Really Shirley already did
most of it the house looks really kewl! It has two stories with
four bedrooms, three bathrooms one of them with a jacuzzi and
one of them with a urinal! lol Theres also a kitchen, a den and
a small living room and this huge room for parties! Theres a lot
of art work on the walls. The den has a lot of old posters and
Michael said some of them r really rare! Theres one thats for a
Star Wars movie but it doesnt even have the right name so I
guess it was a mistake. Shirley said if they make a mistake its
worth more than if they do it right! lol Theres paintings in the
living room and one of thems by a famous artist but I dont
remember his name. Really the house is a little bit like
Germanas house. And theres a covered porch and a huge
pool outside that looks like its in the jungle! Theres lots of
plants all over and a lot of them have flowers. And it has a high
hedge so the neighbors cant see u unless they have two
stories. But I wish it wasnt raining!

Becky and I worked to get the house decorated. Hunter was
supposed to help us and I think Michael was too. But Hunter
didnt do much except help move things and Michael didnt do
much but pick up drinks. We didnt do much decorating but put
up streamers and balloons cuz it already looked like Hollywood!

later

Everybody was supposed to dress up for Hollywood. That
meant u could dress like a movie star or u could dress like
somebody in a movie. But we had like everything! Really the
party was going to be Greek Olympics but that could be in a
movie too!

Herbie dressed like a gansta only I mean like they had in black
and white movies! He wore this suit that was dark with stripes
and a tie and black shoes and wore this cool hat with a brim. I
dont remember what u call it but he looked good! He wore dark
sunglasses and even had a rifle that looked real. I think its
called a Tommy gun.

Fernando wore a toga! We asked him if he drove here dressed
like that but he said no way! He said when he sat down it
wanted to fall off! lol He wanted to dress like Chewbacca but I
think it costs too much. But he looked cool in a toga! Oscar
didnt really have a costume cuz he thought he was coming
Saturday not Friday. But he said they wear anything in a
movie! lol Really thats true. Not everybody had a costume but
really that way everybody did!

Oh this was funny but Cassie said she was going to dress like
she did in one of her movies! :o And of course she makes
porno so u know she gets naked! I thought she was just kidding
but she really did! But its not what u think. She wore a toga
which was a white sheet and in some of her movies all she has
over her is a sheet! And thats all she had over her at the party!
LMAO

Becky was Daisy Duke. She wore black short shorts and high
heels and a gingham blouse that was mostly unbuttoned and
tied up so it showed her pierced belly button! Hunter was
Johnny Cash and wore a black shirt and pants and shoes so
they definitely went together. They were both country! lol

Shirley wore this beautiful white gown. Its one shes worn to real
Hollywood parties. I think she wore it to an Oscar party but Im
not sure. It was strapless and was sheer on the very top. She
was very pretty.

Ok Ill make this short or this will take forever! lol Linda was a
cowgirl, Sydney was from Harry Potter, Sam was Hannibal, Aunt
Lizzie was this crazy woman from a movie who kidnaps this guy
but I cant remember what its called, Matt said he was an
audience member lol Ella was a ghost and Wendi was a
vampire which was really funny cuz Ella loves vampires and
Wendis the one with a ghost in her house! lol

Ok now Ill tell u what Mindy and I were. We had more than one
costume! First we wore white togas with sandals cuz that was
the Greek theme. Becky was going to wear a toga at first too
but she didnt. Then later Mindy and I both went in one of the
bedrooms and changed when nobody was paying attention.
Then we came out as Olympic cheerleaders! lol We had red
and black cheerleader skirts but Ima had to fix Mindys cuz shes
getting bigger hips! Yay Mindy! She really looked sexy. We had
a red crop top with a black vest and even had pom poms! We
even did a routine! lol

We danced a lot. I danced with every guy there at least once!
Sam didnt want to dance but I talked him into it! lol He goes to
my old high school. We even did this one dance game that was
a lot of fun. One person does a dance move and then
everybody else has to do it too! Then the next person does
one and everybody has to imitate them! It was fun and some of
the dancing was really funny.

A lot of ppl drank and some smoked bud but Ill tell u more
about that later. We had a rule that everybody had to turn in
their car keys cuz we didnt want anybody driving home who was
drunk or jacked. But somebody left without being checked and I
was pissed! But Ill tell u more about that later too. Ill tell u I
drank! lol

We did the Cloved Lemon Kissing Game different this time. We
didnt wait til we used the jacuzzi we passed them around during
the whole party. We had one for Becky and one for me they
had our names on them. But somebody made another one only
this was a cloved orange! So we had three!

If u already know how to play the Cloved Lemon Kissing Game
skip this part. Somebody puts cloves in a lemon. It doesnt have
to make a pattern but a lot of times it does. Then somebody
gives the lemon to somebody else. The person who gets it
takes out a clove with their teeth to freshen their breath. Then
they decide what kind of a kiss it will be! They might let the one
who gave it kiss their hand, head, cheek, lips, or do a total
tongue kiss. The one who gets the lemon gets to decide so
dont give it somebody unless ur sure! lol

Of course that wasnt the only game we played. I said I did not
want to play I Never or Truth or Dare cuz we play those all the
time. But Becky said it was her birthday party too so we had to
play Truth or Dare again! But really it was fun. But dont play
with Michael!

I wont tell u all of them but Ill tell u some. Fernando dared me to
put my hand through Ella! lol She was a ghost but of course
everybody thought I couldnt do it. But I put my hand between
her feet so that counted! lol

Michael asked Mindy Truth or Dare and she said Truth. Then
he said “are u a virgin?” Of course she said he was. Then later
he asked Wendi the same question! Somebody said ask
something different. So then he asked Wendi “tell me the
names of all ur friends who r virgins!” lol Anyway so then we
decided everybody should tell! I tell u who the virgins r cuz its a
short list! lol The virgins at the party were Mindy, Linda, Ella,
Wendi, Herbie, and me thats it! Michael said I was the oldest
virgin but I was like no I wasnt cuz Herbies already 18! lol
Michael said guys dont count and I was like yes they do!

Oh and Hunter asked Cassie Truth or Dare and she said Dare.
So he dared her to French kiss Becky! Of course theyve done
that b4. Hunter doesnt like Becky kissing guys but he loves
watching her kiss girls! I dont think Cassie tongue kissed girls til
she started doing the movies. Later Becky asked Cassie to
moon everybody! lol But that got really crazy later!

Then this one was really rude. Michael asked Mindy and she
said Dare. This is when she was dressed like a cheerleader.
Then Michael dared her to give him a lap dance! :o I thought
Aunt Lizzie would say something but she didnt! But Matt said
“dont u think shes a little young?” Cuz Michaels 28 and Mindys
just 14. Really Mindy looks younger she looks about 11 or 12.
She thinks she still looks 10 but she doesnt. Anyway when
somebody asks u Truth or Dare u have to do it unless its
dangerous or illegal. Michael said lap dances r legal but Matt
said “not if shes under 18.” And I was like I hope we wont have
a big argument cuz it was supposed to be a party! But then
Shirley whispered something to Mindy and Mindy said “ok!” And
she went over to Michael and started to sit on his lap! But then
she never sat down she just wiggled her butt over his crotch!
Michael said “thats not a lap dance.” But Mindy said “yes it is.
Its a Zen lap dance!” LMAO Everybody laughed at that one.

Another funny one was when Herbie got dared to kiss Michael!
But he just kissed him on the top of his head.

Then we had a birthday cake and it was a big cake it had three
levels like a wedding cake! It had white icing with 18 in pink
icing and it had all pink candles. It was white cake not chocolate
but thats ok. It looked really cool and it tasted good! And we
had chocolate ice cream! Really we had lots of snacks some of
them were really good but I wont list everything. But Ill tell u
Cassie brought some of her gummy penises! lol

Oh and u know Becky and I got spanked! lol The guys really
liked seeing Becky bend over cuz her shorts were so short u
could see her butt! Then Sydney said “we can all see ur butt
anyway why dont u show us the whole thing.” So u know Becky
did it! Then Cassie said Hunter should spank her naked butt.
And he did it! LMAO

Then Cassie said if one birthday girl showed her butt we both
should! :o It was funny cuz Matt wasnt sure but Aunt Lizzie said
“go for it!” I was wearing my cheerleader costume. So I bent
over, lifted up my skirt, and pulled down my panties! lol I didnt
pull them all the way off just in back. So Becky and I both had a
full moon! lol

Then this u wont believe. Someone said “somebody should
spank Loriens naked butt too.” And I was going to say “no
way.” But right as I was talking Becky said “Herbie go spank
Loriens butt!” Then somebody said “Herbie is Loriens
boyfriend” but he said “ex boyfriend.” And then I felt really sad!
It was like I wanted him to still be my boyfriend!

But then Cassie said “Hunter is Beckys ex boyfriend.” And of
course that was true! So I was like what will Herbie do? Really I
didnt care if he did it but then I was like what would Fernando
and Oscar think? But then I straight up cant believe what
Herbie said next. He said “Ive already spanked her butt Ill let
somebody else have a chance.” I could not believe it!

Then Michael said “Ill do it!” And I was like I did not want
Michael spanking my naked butt! He already did it through my
panties but of course those were cheerleader panties so that
was ok. A lot of ppl did that. But then Aunt Lizzie said “Lorien
should get to choose who spanks her.” So I said “whoever
wants to spank my naked butt raise ur hand.” And a lot of ppl
raised their hands! lol Herbie and Oscar didnt but Fernando
did!

But I said “Ill let another cheerleader do it” and of course that
was Mindy. She never spanked my bare bottom b4 but she has
now! lol It was funny cuz everybody cheered!

I wanted to play Who Did What but we straight up had too many
ppl. But we had a lot of kissing at the party cuz of the Clove
Lemons and the Cloved Orange! It was funny cuz Michael gave
one to Linda and I was like he didnt know she was lesbian! So
he didnt get much of a kiss! Linda gave it to me but I just kissed
her on the lips.

I almost gave it to Becky I dont know why. I guess cuz I was
drunk! lol Cuz u know what kind of kissing she likes to do! So
then I was like who do I give it to? I really wanted to give it to
Herbie or Fernando or Oscar. But I didnt know who! So I gave it
to Mindy and she gave me a KOTL. But then Mindy gave it to
Becky and I was like OMG! Cuz Becky taught Mindy to French
kiss but that was just one time. But Becky took the clove with
her teeth then got rid of it. And then she started Frenching
Mindy! I couldnt believe Mindy would do that again!

Then this was a problem. Becky gave it to Herbie! I guess cuz
she knows him really well they babysit together all the time. But
I never saw them French kiss b4 and Becky said they never
did! It was weird seeing my ex boyfriend kissing my best friend!
It didnt really bother me it just felt weird. But Hunter got mad!
And Becky was like “Hunter were seperated?” Its like what was
Hunters problem? Then they got in an argument and Hunter
went in another room! Maybe he went outside Im not sure. But
later they made up thank Goddess.

Later Fernando gave one to me! And it was like I got to decide
what kind of kiss. And I really wanted to French him! But I didnt
know if he did. So I just pressed my lips against his for like half
a sec when I felt his lips open! So I knew what that meant! So I
opened my mouth and our tongues started doing it! It was hot!

Then this was funny but right as I was kissing Fernando my cell
phone rang! Aunt Lizzie said “that must be quite a kiss Im
hearing bells!” LMAO But guess who it was? Harmony! Of
course I was really worried about him. He said he was still in the
hospital but he was doing a lot better and might come home
Saturday! Then he said he called so he could tell Becky and
me Happy Birthday. He called us even when he was in the
hospital isnt that sweet? Then we had everybody yell “Get Well
Harmony!” He said he would do his best. I said I wished he
could have come to our party and he said he wished he was
here instead of the hospital too! lol He sounded really good
hes a great friend. I hope I see him soon!

Anyway then I got to choose who Id give the cloved lemon to.
But this is weird. I started to give it to Herbie. But then I thought
Herbie has been ignoring me! So I thought if I gave it to Oscar
maybe hed start paying attention. So I gave it to Oscar and he
took the clove out with his teeth then threw it away. Then he
moved and kissed me and my mouth opened again! So it was
tongue twister! lol But later I got mad at him.

later

Ok I wont tell u every kiss cuz it happened all night! But I have
to tell u a couple more. Michael gave it to Ella. And I know Ella!
Then Matt said “how old is she?” Of course shes 13. But Aunt
Lizzie said “lighten up Matty its just a game!” And really it is. So
Ella took the lemon only really it was an orange. And she
started kissing him like crazy! Finally even Aunt Lizzie said “I
think thats enough. Somebody else might want to play and ull
wear out ur tongues.” LMAO Later Michael French kissed
Wendi but thats when Matt wasnt in the same room! lol Of
course shes 13 too. Then later Mindy gave it to Michael and he
French kissed her too! There was a lot of Frenching it was fun.

But the weird part was I never French kissed Herbie! I never
gave him a lemon cuz I wanted him to give one to me. But later I
wished I did! I really didnt want to do Frenchies with Fernando
and Oscar without kissing Herbie. I never did Frenchies with
Michael but I did with Sam and Hunter even though I think
Hunter only did it with me cuz Becky did Frenchies with Herbie.
Of course I wasnt jealous its just a game. But I never got to kiss
Herbie at all!

Oh I have to tell u about the bud. Cuz some ppl were smoking
it. Then Hunter handed it to me. And I almost took a hit! Ive
never smoked b4 and I wanted to try it but I didnt. So I passed it
to Mindy and she passed it to somebody else so she didnt
smoke either. I really want to try it sometime but I just wasnt
ready. But I was surprised cuz Aunt Lizzie did! I didnt think she
would cuz she was keeping an eye on everything. But thats ok
cuz she didnt have to watch anybody but Michael! lol

I didnt think anybody would swim cuz it was raining but some
ppl did. And some of us used the jacuzzi of course. And some
of the girls didnt wear tops! Really some of us wanted to
skinnydip but we thought some ppl might be uncomfortable so
we didnt. Becky was the first girl to take her top off but of
course thats Becky and Cassie was second. I didnt cuz I didnt
think Mindy was ready but then she asked me if I wanted to? So
of course we did. Really that was after some ppl already left.

Ok I have to tell u something that made me mad. Oscar left and
nobody checked to see if he was ready to go home! He lives
close but still. Michael was supposed to make sure everybody
was checked not just toss them their keys! Really I was pissed
at Oscar too. Even if he wasnt drunk thats not a good example
for anybody else!

A lot of ppl spent the night but some went home. I thought Matt
would stay with Aunt Lizzie but he didnt he took some ppl home.
Aunt Lizzie stayed all night. Herbie was going to spend the
night but then he left! I dont know why I hope hes not mad! I
wanted to French kiss him I just wanted him to give a lemon to
me! But I guess I should have given it to him. But it was just a
game!

Anyway we didnt really have a guys area and girls area like we
usually do. The house was really big so ppl were sleeping all
over! Oh and somebodys parents called but they talked to Aunt
Lizzie. Becky and Hunter had a bedroom by themselves so u
know what they were doing! And Cassie and Sam did too. Ella
and Wendi went home and Mindy slept by me so Michael had
to sleep by himself! lol Oh and this was sweet but Fernando
gave me a little kissie for bedtime! I thought he would French
kiss me but he didnt. But when I looked at him he did! Hes a
good kisser!